NEEDED AS SOON AS POSSIBLE: SNAKE CHARMER (PYTHON DEVELOPER)

Company Name: 
Category: 
Software & Web Development
Status: 
Internship
Post Date:  
11/16/2017
Description: 

Syngenta Digital Innovation Lab has a snake problem and only YOU, talented serpent-wranglers can help. Continue reading to see you have the chops to do what it takes.


 

REQUIRED QUALIFICATIONS: 

  • You have full and extensive knowledge of Python. In fact, you and Python are buddies. Y’all are so close that you two are actually grabbing drinks this weekend at Red Lion. 
  • Your programming is at a God-level. If mortals and computers alike do not cower at your intimidating knowledge, your application will go straight into the trash. 
  • You can explain to our creative writing intern the differences between Python, Full Stack, CUDA, and HPC. Bonus points if they actually understand! 
  • Can write a four page, cited, MLA-formatted paper on why Python is infinitely better than Java. Employment will be expedited if you come up with a rap to accompany said paper. 

 

OTHER QUALIFICATIONS:

  • You have fierce entrepreneurial spirit: we hold an annual “Entrepreneur Hunger Games” and you must be ready to participate. More info to be provided after waiver-signing.
  • Willing to join in on nerdy discourse and discussion. Also, we are forming a competitive Trivial Pursuit team. Let us know if you want in because if we get enough members, we’re gonna get jackets. 
  • Must be curious and willing to learn new things. Seriously. Having an open mind and a nature of curiosity is extremely important. 

 

REWARDS FOR YOUR SNAKE-CHARMING SKILLS: 

  • Office that is reminiscent of a mullet: all business in the front, but wild party (with cappuccino machine and snack bar) in the back. Yes, it WILL be the best workplace model you will ever experience.
  • Opportunities to challenge coworkers in both ping-pong and bags. Also, huge field connected to a patio in case the competition gets so heated that y’all need to take it outside. 
  • No spiders. No rodents. No little girls from The Ring crawling out of our many computer monitors (amazing what one little office-wide exorcism can do!)
  • Many corporate visitors that you can engage with and learn from
  • Not to brag, but…awesome coworkers. Peers that can help you learn (both in your own field and in areas completely new to you!)

 

APPLY HERE